Ika Musume the emissary of the sea is now here to invade your homes! You better prepare yourselves and brace for impact you pathetic human beings because this adorable Figma action figure from Max Factory is fully equipped to deliver 50 lbs of tentacle rape.
|See those tentacles? They could do a lot of stuff.|
|The tentacles could carry beer or strangle a cat if you want.|
|If you don't wish to be strangled, then you could simply remove them.|
|You better feed her with shrimp rice if you want to last long.|
|You know what time it is? RAPE TIME!!!|
|Ika Musume, invading all stores near you!|
|This is how she looks in the anime.|