4:44 PM
Lord Phrozen
Ika Musume the emissary of the sea is now here to invade your homes! You better prepare yourselves and brace for impact you pathetic human beings because this adorable Figma action figure from Max Factory is fully equipped to deliver 50 lbs of tentacle rape.
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| See those tentacles? They could do a lot of stuff. |
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| The tentacles could carry beer or strangle a cat if you want. |
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| If you don't wish to be strangled, then you could simply remove them. |
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| You better feed her with shrimp rice if you want to last long. |
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| You know what time it is? RAPE TIME!!! |
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| Ika Musume, invading all stores near you! |
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| This is how she looks in the anime. |
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18 comments:
Carrying beers and raping? Action figures are definitely getting more interesting!
I love this series and thus want this really badly, but cannot afford it.
There's now an anime?
No excuse for me not to see it, then.
Tenticals for rape and beer! And here I was playing with Spiderman and Wolverine toys as a kid that fought! What a waste of a childhood! I should have had toys like her!
Looks CGI!
I like that figure. (:
She has nice hair.
Nice one :P
nice figure
Stop it! I already want too many Figmas.
@Bersercules
LOL I also play with Spiderman and Wolverine toys back when I was a child... and maybe some Beast Wars Transformers toys.
@Interwebs Fails
But those aren't hair, they are tentacles! She's a humanoid bipedal architeuthis dux (aka: Squid Girl).
@Crisalys
Too many is not enough, you must have them all.
Oh god, she can walk like Dr. Octopus with those detachable long tentacles...
I want to add that Ika Musume looks better without the tentacles, seriously, she looks like Cirno, almost died on my chair. So moe!
I want one with regurgitating ink action!
Oh my, how old is she? ._.
I love the facial expressions on this one.
She can pick up stuff with her hair? Sweet
ow :3
and that is odd.
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